Saturday, June 03, 2006

Hello From the Future

This was supposed to be hilarious.

The idea was to write an entry from 2045. It would have been packed full of timely humor (“Well, we’re still in Iraq! And still no WMDs!”), political commentary (“But I say if you don’t love the United States of Amexico, go back to where you came from!”) and of course, outrageous takes on names in the news ("George Bush won his election for SATAN!!! And Bill Clinton is in a cryolab with a cryo-intern having cryo sex!! Cause he had sex before!”)

And as hilarious as this stuff is on its own, it would have been even better had I been able to figure out how to change the date on the server so it would look like it came from 2045.

But instead, you get this.

The Gravytrain supports our staff's attempts to recapture the glory of the 80's stand up scene. But we're probably gonna start erring on the side of caution.

Beezel Boop?
Like you'd understand if I explained it to you.

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